70+ Grape Puns: Jokes And One-Liners

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From grape getaways to vine dining, we’ve collected all sorts of hilarious grape humor to turn any day into an exciting grape adventure! So stop wine-ing, and let’s dive into a world of grape puns guaranteed to put a big ole smile on your face – then share the laughter together as we discover this universe of puns together!

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Funny Grape Puns

Grape Puns
  • You’re my grape vine.
  • You’re grape-tacular!
  • I’m going to raise the ceiling with laughter!
  • I’m all gin-fu of the new version.
  • I’m grape-ful to you.
  • I’m thinking we’ve done an acrobatic job with this, don’t think?
  • I had high expectations of grapes from this.
  • I’m a grape-ful person for everything.
  • I’m planning to go out for at lunch time.
  • We’re grape buddies.
  • Let’s turn on the beet grape-style.
  • Make it a wine day!
  • It’s not possible to prove this!
  • We’re grape lovers.
  • I’m in awe of the new everything.
  • I’m all about the big things.
  • I’m excited for the new experiences.
  • What’s an ensemble of grapes that sing? It’s a grape choir.
  • You’re grape-ifyingly good.
  • I’m very grateful for the opportunity.
  • It’s good to see you!
  • This is gossip that comes from grapevines.
  • We’re like cheese and wine.
  • Let’s enjoy a glass of wine.
  • I’m so giddy for you.
  • I’m giddy for the coming year.
  • You’re my grape escape.
  • I’m wine-ful for the memories.
  • I’m grape-ful to have your friendship.
  • Let’s raise a glass to friendship.

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Best Grape Jokes

  • I’m in awe of the new moment.
  • I’m giddy for the new beginnings of my life.
  • You’re hilarious!
  • Let’s have a good time at the grapevine.
  • I’m just a bit sour about these puns.
  • I’m raising the enjoyment factor.
  • I’m in awe of the new acquaintances.
  • This is entertainment for the grape!
  • We’re a grape company.
  • This is my escape from grapes!
  • I’m a gin-flour of the past.
  • Don’t drink, just be content!
  • I’m drinking cloud wine.
  • You’re a true grape-catcher.
  • This is called grape humor.
  • I’m a-peeling at you.
  • I’m gin-fu’d for the new day.
  • You’re being very un-raisin-able right now.
  • Let’s have some wine memories.
  • Let’s drink about it.
  • You’re doing a great job!
  • I’m giddy for the new beginning.
  • I’m a grape-ful person for the moment.
  • It’s good to have people who are like you.
  • I’m giddy about the upcoming opportunities.
  • I’m a little grape-ful for the near future.
  • I’m grape-ful for you being in my life.
  • This is grape therapy.
  • You’re a grape-loving friend to keep.
  • Let’s have a glass of wine soon.

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Best Grape One-Liners

  • It’s grape news!
  • Don’t be a bitter grape.
  • I’m all about the little things.
  • I’m a gin-flour for it all.
  • You’re grape-able!
  • The grapes are the best!
  • You’re vine-tastic!
  • We’re raising to the level of fun.
  • Let’s talk about grape puns.
  • I’m raising the bar by using this grape pun!
  • I’m grateful for all your assistance.
  • You’re grape-ifying!
  • This is a grape tale.
  • I’m enjoying a day of grapes!
  • I’m looking forward to meeting you.
  • You’re plum-tastic!
  • I’m feeling grape today.
  • Don’t be so sour, instead be a grapefruit.
  • I’m full of grapes of the past, present, and in the near future.
  • Grape minds are similar to each other.
  • I’m grateful for the opportunity to begin again.
  • We can make an apple grape.
  • I’m giddy for the new love of my life.
  • I’m grape-ful for the 2nd opportunity.
  • Grape minds are similar to each other.
  • There’s a melon in you!

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